2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

One thing I could do Was need control

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…