I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–