The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer