If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out

Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…