I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…