Let there be light blight and hindsight
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…
