It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
The genius of Big Tech’s business… is its simplicity: Get people to pay for what they had previously accessed for free
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection