For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there
If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position