To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious