When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
