You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die
A materialist looks at life And sees death A believer looks at death And sees life
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then
At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
