I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

Love may never win but love always ties

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

Following AI’s posthuman moral ca… And thus unsatisfied that hell isn… Human beings are bound and determi… To do the superego’s bidding And right that wrong

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works