A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way