We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken