There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
