All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)
By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
