“You had the appearance that from the very beginning , Deep Blue saw the end.” Joel Benjamin, Chess Grandmaster
Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway