Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous