I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing
At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…
