You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless