When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

The sequel to the TV show What’s Happening!! Was called What’s Happening Now!! Which is our clue to recognize

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough