It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely