Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier
