You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
