All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…
The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
