Haiku, par Chris Gaither

True or False: “Without Freedom of Thought There Can Be No Such Thing as Wisdom”

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

Relationships Begin with Chemistry and End with Alchemy, but Where Chemistry Is a Science, Alchemy Is a Mystery: The Work of Marriage Is Never Done, Which Is How It’s Done

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

“Belief is that upon which one is prepared to act”

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

God Falls to Pieces so That We Might Come in Pieces

Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come

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My One and Only You

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

The Measure of a Man

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

God Made Us Mortal, so Why Are We Afraid to Die?

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

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I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

There’s Only Two Ways Past This Shitstorm: Through It

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

“Einstein’s theory of gravity seems to predict that time itself is destroyed at the center of the hole: time comes to an abrupt end there. For this reason, a black hole is sometimes described as the ‘reverse of creation.’”

In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone

Enemy of the People Pleaser

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

“Take That Garbage to St. Elsewhere”

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

The Wrings of Power

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

It’s a Slow Process, It Costs a Lot of Money, and It Involves a Lot of Drudgery, but in the End, You Get to Be Alone with Your Clone

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

“Today is the greatest day I’ve ever known”

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

Chris Gaither

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