When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money