You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes