I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained