The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped