It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line