When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn