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Chris Gaither

I Am Testifying: All Life Is Death-defying

Living well
Means accepting risk
 
Living hell
Is risk-free

Other works by Chris Gaither...
Underwhelmed and Overcompensating

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
Nothing Causes Offense Like Self-defense

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
“Take That Garbage to St. Elsewhere”

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
The Man Cave Scrolls

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding
All My Control Needs Come from Fear of Abandonment, so God Sent Me Someone Whom No One Can Control but Who Will Never Leave Me

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
Time Is the Unbearable Sensation of Waiting for Nothing to Happen

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
Do Not Give Way On Your Desire

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
It Is Almost Time

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
When the Good Boys Are the Real Bad Boys

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
“The ultimate reason is to create a securitized order, a general neutralization of peoples on the basis of a final nonevent... the goal is the end of history... on the basis of a preventive terror putting an end to any possible event”

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
When I Was a Kid, We All Still Wanted to Be Nonpareil, but Now We’re All Desperate to Be a Non-pariah

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
Blown Away

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
“Today, more than 50,000 people have elected to have a subdermal chip surgically inserted between the thumb and index finger”

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
One Is Not The One

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
“A sign is anything that communicates a meaning that is not the sign itself”

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass



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