Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
