I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
100% of success is showing up on time
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out