God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
