When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing