To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
Relationships are built on trust And the problem isn’t that we cybo… Don’t trust the other side Which was always vanishingly rare But that we don’t trust our own si…
When God made man in His image He made a choice To give us a choice God always has a choice And He always chooses the good
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
