American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–
I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote: