I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
