The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

When God closes one store He opens another

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It