The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment