I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior