There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

Following AI’s posthuman moral ca… And thus unsatisfied that hell isn… Human beings are bound and determi… To do the superego’s bidding And right that wrong

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it