What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words