We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
