My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for