I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
