Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
