In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became

Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet