People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…
We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
