The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral