I can either underestimate or over… But I can only underestimate God I can also try to see my enemy acc… But I can only underestimate God And if I could see myself accurat…
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine
Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,