Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed