We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

God is the world’s only super-bower

Breathe in not out

God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

Mating For Life Saved My

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words